Transylvanian Transformation
Have You Been Noticing A Change In Your Child? It’S The Season Of Transformation. We See It All The Time. There’S The Backwoods Wolf-Bite That’Ll Cause A Child To Howl On The Full Moon And Grow Bristly When The Sun Goes Down. And Unfortunately, We’Ve Seen Zombie Transformations Too, We’Re A Halloween Company, After All. But We Have To Say, The Best You Can Hope For Is The Vampiric Metamorphosis. Your Little Vampire Won’T Be Howling Like A Werewolf Or Moaning Like A Zombie. At Worst, They’Re Going To Want You To Install A Chandelier In Their Room And Redo Their Comforters In Velvet Upholstery.
Details & Design
Our Made By Us Vampire Cloak Is Higher Quality Than Your Standard Cloak With A Dramatic Bright Red Collar. No Unreliable Hook And Loop Strips To Depend On, A Metallic Hook Will Make Your Child’S Look Secure No Matter How Much Your Child Is Swaggering And Swooping Around.
Style With A Bite
It Won’T Be Long Until You Begin To Enjoy Having A Vampire Around The House. Your Home Soundtrack Will Be Rich With Dramatic Organ Music. Maybe Your Kid Won’T Even Want A Puppy Anymore Now That They’Ve Got A Flock Of Bats Living In Their Room. Who Knew A Vampire Transformation Could Be So Much Fun!
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