Outlet Adult Black Bat Wings Capes

Nothing Says Creature Of The Night Like The Wings Of A Bat. But Even The Most Delicate Humans Would Need A Lot More Lift To Get Off The Ground Than Our Furry Flying Pals, So We Recommend Springing For A Convenient Synthetic Alternative Like These 100% Polyester Adult ‘Bat’ Wings.

By No Means Should You Think That We Have Crunched Any Numbers. But We Hesitate To Say That It’S Impossible To Train A Colony Of Bats To Carry You Aloft At The Snap Of Your Fingers, Because We Know That Some Of You Will Take That As A Challenge No Matter What The Calculations Suggest!

And Since We Happen To Like The Little Critters Outside Of Our Borderline-Obsession With Spooky Halloween Costumes, We Don’T Want A Bunch Of Daredevils Poking And Prodding Them In The Name Of Personal Transportation. Plus, The Prop Version Is Going To Be A Lot More Fun When You Factor In All The Guano!